I take up the challenge!

I just read this post by Allie on Hyperbole and a Half:
http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2009/12/11-emoticons-for-advanced-writer.html

Which is a super amazing blog, btw.

BUT

that's not my point.

So I noted the "underside of a pregnant dog" emote and tried to think of a way to use it in a sentence. I succeeded.

There you go, Allie. There you go.