A love letter to my husband.
J-man, my love for you grows exponentially every second,
and is rivaled only by my affection for doughnuts and maybe David Tennant.
But you alone hold the keys to my heart; they would not mesh well with
doughnuts and it would cost several limbs and an organ to ship one to the U.K.
Never fear the steadfastness of my love; a wild herd of rambunctious unicorns
couldn't drag me away from you, but mostly because I would tame them all and keep them as housepets.
I want to be with you forever, or at least until we die, and even then I want your
rotting corpse next to mine. United in death, and even in dirt.
I'd care for you, even if you had the flu and drenched me with projectile vomit.
I just may not kiss you for a while, and perhaps don a hazmat suit 24/7.
All of this, because of my love for you.
Your loving wife.
I was literally 2 seconds away from posting this:
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until I saw that you have an ode to, well, ME!, and that you wrote it first.
so although I'm a little miffed that I'm not in the category with doughnuts and David Tennant... I suppose I will be sated..... for now.
Love,
Your Bestest Friend Ever.
So what I'm understanding is I need to be more Tennantish! I love you baby!
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